| Author: J S Jones 08 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good Joke. May be the experience of most of the families who want to live luxury life without having money. Thanks. Keep on writing
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| Author: garima jain 22 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know. Its because they want to, but here is why?
Ø If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race you''re a male chauvinist.
Ø If you stay home and do the housework you''re a pansy.
Ø If you work too hard there''s never any time for her.
Ø If you don''t work enough you''re a good-for-nothing bum.
Ø If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay this is exploitation.
Ø If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
Ø If you get a promotion ahead of her that is favoritism.
Ø If she gets a job ahead of you it''s equal opportunity.
Ø If you mention how nice she looks it''s sexual harassment, if you keep quiet its male indifference.
Ø If you cry you''re a wimp, if you don''t you''re an insensitive bastard.
Ø If you make a decision without consulting her you''re a chauvinist, if she makes a decision without consulting you, she''s a liberated woman.
Ø If you ask her to do something she doesn''t enjoy that''s domination, if she asks you it''s a favour.
Ø If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear you''re a pervert, if you don''t you''re gay.
Ø If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape you''re sexist, if you don''t you''re unromantic.
Ø If you try to keep yourself in shape you''re vain, if you don''t you''re a slob.
Ø If you buy her flowers you''re after something, if you don''t you''re not thoughtful.
Ø If you''re proud of your achievements you''re full of yourself, if you don''t you''re not ambitious.
Ø If she has a headache she''s tired, if you have a headache you don''t love her anymore.
Ø If you want it too often you''re oversexed, if you don''t there must be someone else.
WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST ?...BECAUSE THEY WANT TO....
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| Author: nitin agarwal 22 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Husband asks wife: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife says: No, it means - With Idiot Forever.
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| Author: saurabh 22 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"
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A wife, one evening, drew her husband''s attention to the couple next door and said,
"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don''t you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don''t know her well enough."
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A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.
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| Author: aliya 23 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
But not all wife's are like that, I do not accept as most of the jokes pinpoints women, but if one sees, when one goes for a family trip nearly its a great relaxation and men do enjoy movie before marriage and after marriage they talk of money, and in quran it self it is said that men are dominant over women , and I affirm that 90% it is like that. so men should take care of women nicely , so that they will also be happy and the family will also be happy. Thanks for the jokes I enjoy few.
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| Author: Prakash k 23 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 2 |
hi,
this is very humorous between husband and wife. at the same time this is a good lesson who wants to live a luxuries life. even if you have a money, help to poor people. it will help you to make a best.
but money is important for life, love is important than that. so love everybody.
Thanks
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| Author: Hafeezur Rahman P 23 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 2 |
Hi Aliya,
Thanks for your comment, by the way it is not to hurt or degrade any human being, just consider it as a message joke for fun, I know men also spends money in unnecessary thing and I used to joke on them too in a different style, I used to post joke herein ISC related to Doctor, Sardarji, Boss / Employee and many more characters including Animal jokes. However, it is just to entertain all in a different angle but not to hurt anyone ever.
Hope you understand.
Regards,
Hafeezur Rahman
Try costs nothing, so always try to get good results
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| Author: naga sarveswara rao Guddeti 24 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
It is just a joke.
We have a fun.
Regards
Sarveswar.
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| Author: Olufemi 26 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
nice one that describe all wives.
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