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Jokes.....Nice Persons..And Happy People in INDIA
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Santa is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says Banta and hangs up.
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Our Santa was filling up an application form for
a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS
etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He
was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought
he wrote:Yes
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Santa proposes to a woman. She says; yes if you
bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and
disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting
crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile,
checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again barefoot!"
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A Santa goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks
the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a
thermos flask."
The Santa then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Santa says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Santa's boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object
with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Santa replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get
developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but
an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
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Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand
grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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hat do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-Beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Once santa singh was travelling on a train. He
felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to
wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he
felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the
Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the
station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he
went to wash his face, and suddenly he screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
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