A policeman stops a car and asks the driver,"Why're you doing 130kmph,sir?"I think the speed detecter is faulty,"says the driver."My car was in automatic cruise control,locked at 60kmph."Don't be silly,dear," says the driver's wife."This car has no cruise control."As the cop writes out the ticket,the man growls at his wife,"can you keep quite"?
The cop frowns and says,"Ialso notice that you're not not wearing your seat belt,Sir".
"Well,I was."says the driver."But I took it off when you stopped me".
"Now dear,you know very well you never wear your seat belt,"says his wife.
As the officer writes out a second ticket,the man shouts"shut up,silly women!".
"Does your husband talk to you like this?"the policeman asks his wife.
"Oh,no" she says."Only when he's been drinking".
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| Author: c.b.nithin prasath 19 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
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